zeroofvoid

(( Bad Translator: http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator )) -- Original text: "JACK. YOU SHOULD START CUTTING YOURSELF AND BLEEDING INTO CUPS. PEOPLE COULD DRINK THAT STUFF." ...30 translations later we get: "Jack. Glass traffic. People are used." -- Original text: "Best candy ever~ and it even comes in an attractive package..." ...30 translations later we get: "Excellent bag of cookies, and ... ... ... ... ... ..." -- Original text: " I INTEND TO, EVEN IF I HAVE TO EAT THEM ALL ALIVE. *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*" ...30 translations later we get: "We live, eat well. * Mouth saliva" -- Original text: "Just wondering. The insides of pi